Worst song ever made..?

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What do we think is the worst song ever made?

I'll start off with a song called 'If you don't jump now you're gay' But then translated in Dutch ;) It's terrible :P
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A few suggestions off the top of my head:

'The Macarena'
'The Real Slim Shady' (hate hate HATE that song)
'Achy Breaky Heart'
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Zebula77 wrote:A few suggestions off the top of my head:

'The Macarena'
'The Real Slim Shady' (hate hate HATE that song)
'Achy Breaky Heart'
poor show Zeb, there all quality tunes!! :D :P
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Yeah, if I close my eyes I can picture you doing the macarena dance. :lol:
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a mixture of the macarena, hiphop dance and line dancing! :D
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No THAT I'd like to see!
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anything rap, pop or most country.

but as for worst song... double XL. why would anyone sing about how fat they are?! and when i had to listen to country a lot for whatever reason can't rmember why that song was on all the time and it bugged me....
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That Shania Twain song "Feels Like A Woman" ..........

the lyrics just **** me off .........

women can give birth and create new life , yet according to Shania the best thing about being a woman is you can wear short skirts , mens' shirts and colour your hair ..... :roll:

Trite , lame and shallow doesn't even begin to describe Miss Twain .
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worst song? duuuude... You prolly mean worst released songs cause I have heard much much shit from my local bands that still gives me nightmares.

About a released song I don't rly know. I've hated quite many songs. Listen to eurovision, I hate those songs in that competition. They all sound the same and they all suck.
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nickcat0 wrote:women can give birth and create new life
Well, women need a little help from men to create new life-as little as 5mls of help! :wink:

You're right though, it is a shit song!

How about the entire back catalogue of Shitney Spears and Christina Slaguillera?
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-Personal Jesus
-anything by The Doors, Britney, X-tina, Paris Hilton..the list goes on and on
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Punk is sure on the list
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Christina Aguilera's latest release is pretty damn good, much better than anything Britney's ever done, & at least Christina can actually sing. :wink:

Worst songs, hmm:

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) - Wham!
Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
Mr. Roboto - Styx
All of St. Anger except Frantic
Anything by K-Fed, N-Sync or Color Me Badd

:lol: :lol:
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I'll start off with a song called 'If you don't jump now you're gay' But then translated in Dutch Wink It's terrible
This is a great song :lol:
Is this actually a song? I thought this was just something drunken soccer fans shout.
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Eagles - 'Heartache Tonight' and 'Life In The Fast Lane'. Both completely annoy me for some reason - the production, guitar tones, etc.
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