Cannibal Corpse, are they even legal???

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Cannibal Corpse, are they even legal???

#1 Post by SalamanderExcess » Wed May 03, 2006 10:12 am

This band are insane, its too ridiculous to be a real band surely, im gonna be decent and not post any song names or whatnot on here, but look up their lyrics, prepare to laugh in unbelieveablenessss

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#2 Post by DiMarzio » Wed May 03, 2006 10:34 am

Theyr cd covers are discusting tho.. Verry bisarr..

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#3 Post by DiMarzio » Wed May 03, 2006 10:36 am

1. Shredded Humans

[Lyrics by Jack and Chris]

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun

I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn



One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun





Thats just bisarre :roll: :roll: :roll:

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#4 Post by acoates » Wed May 03, 2006 10:36 am

Why wouldn't they be legal?

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#5 Post by Waugh » Wed May 03, 2006 11:07 am

nice song, should be used in a tv spot against car accidents :? :roll:

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#6 Post by GuitarHero » Wed May 03, 2006 11:36 am

Their guitarist is O.K., but the lyrics just sicken me...

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#7 Post by miker » Wed May 03, 2006 1:20 pm

Head on collision... family of five -- all killed... the serial killer is still alive and able to back up the car to look and laugh at the mess he made?

Is he Jason? ...is he driving a tank? Friday the 13th part LXXV: Cannibal Corpse?!

Guess they don't think it through all that much...

Slasher movies... now we gots slasher songs too? oy :roll:

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#8 Post by Lake of desire » Wed May 03, 2006 9:28 pm

Ooh, and don't forget their cross-over hit Stripped, Raped and Strangled.

Purely sick, but legal nonetheless.

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#9 Post by SalamanderExcess » Thu May 04, 2006 9:30 am

Hahaa, and theyve been going on since '88, guess there that bad, noones noticed them. However they do appear in Ace ventura-Pet detective, who knows why...

You forgot the classic... Entrails ripped from a virgin's c***

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#10 Post by knarfzednem » Thu May 04, 2006 10:13 am

Thet have lyrics to their songs? Didn't sound like it to me. Sounded like, RRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRR! RRRr! :) Yeah, that's about right.
Yeah, I remeber when Jim Carey got up on stage in Ace Ventura. A friend pointed out that it was Cannibal Corpse. I really had no idea. Heck, if it were just the audio, I'd have no idea it was Jim Carey :lol:
But yeah, that band is kind of ridiculous. Anymore, I can't think of them or that style of music without getting a big grin on my face. It's that funny.

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#11 Post by j1mi_h3ndrix » Thu May 04, 2006 3:38 pm

oh god guys

you wanna see grim? no you friggen dont
cannibal corpse isnt bad compared to some of the crap i've seen

*shudder*

some of those brutal death bands

*shudders again*

i love the music though

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#12 Post by godin rocks » Fri May 05, 2006 3:21 am

They are just a disgusting band overall. I dont see how anyone can write lyrics like those and proudly call it thier music.

Peace

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#13 Post by seashell » Fri May 05, 2006 3:25 am

shouldn't be legal

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#14 Post by DiMarzio » Fri May 05, 2006 3:37 am

seashell wrote:shouldn't be legal
i agree.. Why would people want to sing about stuff like that?

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#15 Post by sonny sixshooter » Fri May 05, 2006 4:20 am

DiMarzio wrote:
seashell wrote:shouldn't be legal
i agree.. Why would people want to sing about stuff like that?
Why would someone want to complain about stuff like that?

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