I think you'll all agree with this

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theollieb wrote:
matsimpson wrote:Ok since the new band has been announced with two violin players I think the ENTIRE community on vai.com should swear to NEVER make the "Vai-olin" joke more than once. :D By the end of the tour it's going to be absolutely maddening...
"Vai-olin" genius.
omg Vai do you keep abusing this word? it's OLD :evil:
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A bright light is enveloped over a curious individual. Another man walks up to him paying very close attention not to get into the light's path. He asks, "what are you doing in there?" The guy in the light says, "I have no clue, I feel like my head is burning."
The guy observing realizes the dilemma after seeing the light and says, "ah, I know why, you forgot to wear your VAI-sor."

Steve de-VAIs the laws of physics.

Who's your spiritual ad-VAI-sor?
And... Yeah... now it's a story.
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More two shows to see Steve... one tomorow other day after tomorow, so...

See you Steve, goodvai!!!

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i've been thinking about what to say to Steve at the meet and greet.. all i can come up with is saying hello calling him your royal Vainess, but it's not good enough, this expression has been printed in the Sound Theories digipack, so it's not new :(
Any Vai-deas?
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couldn't check the 12 pages to see if that one's been mentioned before... but here it is

mom, I need to tell you something... I'm VAI-sexual
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huahahaha nice :D i could walk up to steve and say "steve i love you 'cos i'm Vai-sexual" and he'll be like :shock:
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that's disturbingly funny...
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Vailicious.. is my favorite

VAIGOD..
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I vainally started my vaication!!!
I'm on my vai to Amsterdam! Vai? To go listen to his royal Vainess playing the Vairegarden Suite, because I've found tickets on Evai..

A vaise man once said (This one's for the Dutch):
Ik vai vailig of ik vai niet!

Steve, vai houden van jou! (Steve, vai love you)
XX Tessa
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i actually pulled the Vai-sexual joke last night :lol: :lol:

i said: "Steve.. after this show I think we're all a bit more Vai-sexual" :lol:
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Good evaining to everybody!
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I liked the guitar that opened Steve shows... what's name he have???

Ohhhhhh... Zack Vaisinger

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settecorde wrote:Good evaining to everybody!
Ooops, you spelled it wrong, it's eVAIrybody !! 8)
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:oops: ....you're right!! :lol:
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Mr Clark wrote:i actually pulled the Vai-sexual joke last night :lol: :lol:

i said: "Steve.. after this show I think we're all a bit more Vai-sexual" :lol:
clark, what did he reply to that? :P
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