Ugly Guitars!

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Ugly Guitars!

#1 Post by Jem-7vwh-agg » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:19 am

if there are some beautiful babys out there like my jem, there must shurely be some ugly moth@#%#ers.

there is an example

http://elluzion.net/img/ugly_guitar_01.jpg

what's the most ugly of all? :twisted:

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#2 Post by Big Bad Bill » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:40 am

This is has got to be the ugliest guitar commercially available:

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It's got a slab-like body, a scratchplate that looks like it was snapped into shape across one's knee and the chromed control pots and the bridge cover-it's just awful!

The headstock is just nausea inducing!:

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It looks like a member of the British aristocracy-chinless, buck-toothed and impotent!

I can't believe anybody would seriously think the Fender Telecaster is a nice looking guitar!

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#3 Post by Jem-7vwh-agg » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:57 am

yeap doesn't look pretty to me :)

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#4 Post by R1FSR » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:11 pm

check this link out :wink:

http://folk.uio.no/jonhaar/styggegitarereng.html

it contains 4 Vai guitars in the top 10 ugly guitars :shock:

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#5 Post by Jem-7vwh-agg » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:42 pm

that list is sooooo wrong! there are some "car accident guitars" in there, but the triple neck is ugly? come on!

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#6 Post by Ryan Layton » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:03 pm

that first guitar looks like a poor attempt at Prince's guitar

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#7 Post by Moderator777 » Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:02 pm

I think that link to 'ugly guitars' is not correct. However, this one here:

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The sound hole looks like an un-puckered butthole. I think that's quite ugly.

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#8 Post by ppvai » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:55 pm

Big Bad Bill wrote: I can't believe anybody would seriously think the Fender Telecaster is a nice looking guitar
i second that :roll:

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#9 Post by Jem-7vwh-agg » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:27 pm

http://www.exoticguitars.com/images/Jaz ... -large.jpg


god! i hate mosquitos! why this guy wanna put them on a guitar? LOL :lol:

hes's got some good designs in other guitars though.

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#10 Post by Gastric Sumo » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:22 am

This one, as well as the one next to it are both ughly.

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/335-gunguitar.htm

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#11 Post by Instrumentalrockrocks » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:44 am

I actually liked this one:

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#12 Post by EVO 555 » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:47 am

Big Bad Bill wrote:This is has got to be the ugliest guitar commercially available:

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It's got a slab-like body, a scratchplate that looks like it was snapped into shape across one's knee and the chromed control pots and the bridge cover-it's just awful!

The headstock is just nausea inducing!:

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It looks like a member of the British aristocracy-chinless, buck-toothed and impotent!

I can't believe anybody would seriously think the Fender Telecaster is a nice looking guitar!
i agree i hate all fenders pretty much but that one takes the piss

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#13 Post by Vaimaster » Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:22 pm

Dude, that first guitar is hideous! Any of you ever seen the ugly baby episode of Sienfield?

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#14 Post by RAI » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:38 pm

R1FSR wrote:check this link out :wink:

http://folk.uio.no/jonhaar/styggegitarereng.html

it contains 4 Vai guitars in the top 10 ugly guitars :shock:
Plus he's got a link to the "Machines" page on Vai.com, as if it's the ultimate collection of ugly guitars.
He obviously has something against Steve and his guitars...
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#15 Post by Vaimaster » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:41 pm

RAI wrote:
R1FSR wrote:check this link out :wink:

http://folk.uio.no/jonhaar/styggegitarereng.html

it contains 4 Vai guitars in the top 10 ugly guitars :shock:
Plus he's got a link to the "Machines" page on Vai.com, as if it's the ultimate collection of ugly guitars.
He obviously has something against Steve and his guitars...
:?
Dude, what a jackass! Somebody should put him in prison for five years for making a list that stupid!

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