Whats your favorite Vai quote?

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#121 Post by boswell » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:09 am

Seraphim:

1st time I meet Steve, when I was olding EVO I started to "play" the AC/DC riff "Rock'n'roll Ain't Noise Polution" and Steve said

Steve

you must practice that

8)

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#122 Post by joshua202020 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:16 am

Leanne_777 wrote:
Zeds.Ded wrote:Edit - back on topic, not really a quote but from Live At The Astoia "URAQT", I thought that was hilarious.
What does "URAQT" mean?

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#123 Post by boswell » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:19 am

You Are A Cutie 8)

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#124 Post by SoundCurrents32 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:01 am

From the Birmingham show, after Steve was held up in customs...

"I had to convince customs I wasn't Tommy Lee! I said I can't be Tommy Lee: I have better taste in women and a bigger penis!"

*big laugh from the audience*

"Hey, one out of two isn't bad!"

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#125 Post by lester » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:32 am

"Respect isnt something you can command.. you have to earn it"
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#126 Post by sacrifice » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:46 pm

"And then she blew me!"
-from the old 90s postcards on the site, awesome stories getting told, and every few paragraphs in comes the joke to finish the tale.

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#127 Post by Cathedral » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:21 pm

so happy wrote:Open mic session at the London guitar show, some dude goes :

"Wow....I can't believe I'm talking to Steve Vai!!"

Reply : " I can't believe I AM Steve Vai!"
I remember that. :D

Same session after hearing some sax in the distance, "Did I mention I hate jazz?" *Saxaphone briefly stops playing*

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#128 Post by Zeds.Ded » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:15 am

Cathedral wrote: Same session after hearing some sax in the distance, "Did I mention I hate jazz?" *Saxaphone briefly stops playing*


ya that was hilarious :D

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#129 Post by FireComa » Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:23 pm

beyondthenotes712 wrote:"Yeah, well, sometimes I wish I had played flute... it would've been so much easier"
Where is that from?

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#130 Post by GreenMeanie » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:18 pm

"Most of my groupies are men"

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#131 Post by Symphon » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:58 pm

song quote - "You know, its when they look you in the eyes, and they say"

quotes - "Usually there kind of like, intellectual meanderings of brilliant people trying to fascinate them selves with their intellect. But there unpractical and they don't work" - I love the way he Accentuates the word Unpractical. - taken off guitar world exclusive

"I had to convince customs I wasn't Tommy Lee! I said I can't be Tommy Lee: I have better taste in women and a bigger penis!" - from the birmingham show last june

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#132 Post by BadHorsie777 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:44 pm

quote:
STEVE-"i believe that im playing here on my next tour...what city is this?"
CROWD-"Dublin!"
STEVE-"I dunno...i just ride the bus...'where are we today?' "were in dublin, steve'"

PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
STEVE-"its gonna be a long process until the fun stuff starts. if u want, there is a lovely massuse that, for a dollar, give u the best freaking massage of your life. Turst me, i know"

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#133 Post by llamahead » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:17 pm

"No I'm very very shy. . . . . . . You know. . . .it's when i look you in the eyes. . . . . . and they say"

"Why would i wanna be a popstar when i can go like this"

"boom shicka boo shica paca tooka, boom shicka, ta pack ohm ta packa shaka. boom shaka poom poom chicka pak oom ta. shicka poom pa da brrrrrr chicka pa boom ta. boom shicka brrrr chicka boom doom pa brrrr cha packoom da packoom bra.boom shaka boom boom shakata.RAKAKA. rakatooka pakatooka."

a few more good ones that i heard thanks guys and gals :wink:

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#134 Post by Symphon » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:00 am

llamahead wrote:"No I'm very very shy. . . . . . . You know. . . .it's when i look you in the eyes. . . . . . and they say"

"Why would i wanna be a popstar when i can go like this"

"boom shicka boo shica paca tooka, boom shicka, ta pack ohm ta packa shaka. boom shaka poom poom chicka pak oom ta. shicka poom pa da brrrrrr chicka pa boom ta. boom shicka brrrr chicka boom doom pa brrrr cha packoom da packoom bra.boom shaka boom boom shakata.RAKAKA. rakatooka pakatooka."

a few more good ones that i heard thanks guys and gals :wink:
BOOM SHIKA BOOM, SHIKA PAKA TOOKA, BOOM SHIKA TA PAH POOM TA PAKA SHIKA, BOOM SHIKA BOOM BOOM SHIKA PA POOM TA, SHIKA PA POOM TA BRRR SHIKA PA POOM TA, BOOM SHIKA BRRR BRRR BRRR CHIKUM TA, BRRR CHAKUM TA BRRR SHIKA PA POOM TA, BOOM TA TA BOOM, BOOM SHAKATAKA, RAKAKA RAKATOOKA PAKATOOKA!

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#135 Post by Splish » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:09 am

At the second session at the London Guitar Show, when some person was playing saxaphone in the wing when he was talking..

"Did I ever tell you how much i hate jazz? Especially Saxaphones..."

I think you had to be there :)
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